Sandusky-Register-heathersthriftycloset: Inspiration Monday..And A Surprise!...

Hello everyone..I hope that you all have had a good weekend..and it is nice to see you all here again. I have to say that I had an interesting weekend..this is for all of the mom's out there..and those of you who are not on my facebook. Warning..this is NOT a fashion story..On Friday night, my daughter and son were in the hexagon play area playing together as they usually do, and I decided to leave the room to get a few things done while they were playing. I was gone for about 10 mins..when my daughter came running into my room saying "mommy, mommy, Brayden has something brown all over his face and I don't know what it is!". Yes, you heard me right..something BROWN... I go into the living room, and my son is covered in poop somehow..all around his mouth, up his nose, all over his arms, squashed in his hands, etc. My first thought is I am freaking out, because I am not sure if he ate it..as gross as that sounds..he is 9mos. and putting everything in his mouth! Then I am running frantically to the tub to get all of it off of him, and wondering how in the world he got poop everywhere when I had just changed him, and he was clean....So, as I am cleaning my son, my detective skills come out...I go to the four year old..who is potty trained...."Emily, how did your brother eat poop?" "I don't know she says.." Lie number one was..she had it on her hands and it got on Brayden. Lie number 2 was..The cat did it..Lie number 3 was..that it was his...Lie number 4 was..I don't know..Lie number 5 was..She didn't know...Lie number 6 was..It magically appeared there...ha ha, I didn't know that there was a poop fairy. The truth ended up being that Emily pooped, sat down in the play area with the poop on her and got it everywhere...allowing her brother to play with it, and paint..Can any mother out there top this?..lol.
Brayden is fine, thank god. I am just hoping that I won't have any more stories like this...